The Dynamic Duo of Tremendous Boy Scouts (Tiny Chuck and MC. Gregor)

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Ten Year Plans

Letters to yourself, a future 8th grader, me.

HW: Complete 10-Year Plans/Letters to Self, 7th Grader, Ms. Nakada.

"It will not be easy, it will most likely cost you your humanity." Major Kingsley Murphy's voice boomed as he addressed his men. The crowd murmured. Kingsley looked stoically off into the distance and he spoke again, "Are there any volunteers?". The crowd fell silent the only noise was that of crickets in the distance; but then two voices erupted from the crowd in perfect harmony, "We wish too!!!" The Major looked down at the two scrawny looking volunteers, surely these pip-squeaks couldn't survive two seconds exploring the depths of the "CHAIR OF DOOM" in which they might never return. But just then the Major slipped on a banana and fell off the stage. The crowd laughed as he ran away to nurse his wounded pride.

The journey started with the benevolent Ms. Nakada reading her recollection of what had happened to previous explorers in the past year. However, in their cluelesness, the two silly oafs didn't realize that the speech had started at first, and they missed the part about how dangerous the trip really was! So silly of them. The two goobers piled into a tiny submarine and started their voyage to the bottom of the sea, to the "CHAIR OF DOOM". Suddenly a warning bell started to ring, the submarine was going too deep and was going to implode. Charles and Otem frantically started trying to float the submarine to the surface but they realized they had purchased it from the previous owner, Boeing and Oceangate. The submarine was crushed by a thousand pounds of sea-water. The doors off and Charles and Otem were no more

Or so you think ;)